Bra Storage Room

Am I so out of touch with the rest of the women in the world that I didn’t know we are suppose to use our bra’s for storage room? I recently viewed a bra commercial that showed women taking everything from money to their cell phones out of their bra. I thought that was what pockets in your BDU pants were for or your purse. If I put a cell phone in my bra it would fall out. I really don’t have much to keep it secure in there.

Nailed at 9

It's a Home Improvement Show. But I caught your attention didn't I? I guess that's Nailed at 9's master plan too. The husband watches the DIY channel and they just advertised this new show. Holy Crap! It sounds like an Adult Film. How do you talk about that show around the water cooler?

Dancing With The Stars Rootin Tootin Extravaganza

There is really no way to discuss the group dance without sounding mean. But I don't want to watch a pair of big beefy thighs hanging out of a short denim skirt. It was a bit unsettling when poor Tony hoisted Marissa up in the air. There was no way she would come back down gracefully. And Tony is going to break something if he keeps doing that.

There have been no surprises thus far for this season of Dancing With The Stars. Perhaps the Stars have learned that you really have to work the viewing audience and go for the sympathy votes. We learned that Kristi Yamaguchi was born with a club-foot, Marlee Matlin got a pep-talk from The Fonz, Mario talked to his little brother on the phone and says he misses him, what are they trying to do, turn Dancing With The Stars into a telethon?
We say good-bye to Marlee Matlin this week. Maybe Henry Winkler should have worn his leather jacket and said, "Aye! Vote for Marlee."

Did You See Ozzie's Face?

Now that I only have one outside the house job, I should be able to regularly tear apart the contestants on Survivor. Did you see his face? Awesome. Ozzie really thought he was coasting through the game didn't he? I watched the episode at 11:00 pm, Thursday night and laughed my ass off. And Eliza's reaction on the jury? Priceless. I don't know what Ozzie is more upset about, being totally blind sided or having to spend the next couple of weeks with Eliza.
Here is a link to Survivor's website they're calling Life on the Survivor Ponderosa or something like that. Actually there are 5 videos and I watched them all, because I have that kind of time now. Before everyone of the 5 videos is the same Pantene commercial, I use to like that song of there's.
I'm still hoping James the Gravedigger will win, but he's seriously outnumbered. He's fun to watch. Cirie is playing a good game, I wouldn't mind seeing her win. I can't think of anyone else left that I would want to see win.

American Freakin' Idol with no Michael Johns

I know it's hard to believe but I fell a sleep during American Idol's results show Wednesday. It's so jamb packed with riveting entertainment. I'll never get over missing the online questions from the massive viewing audience. A new feature this year that has me on the edge of my seat every week wondering, "Oh my God I wonder which question Ryan will pick? What juicy bits of information are we going to learn from these deer in the headlights, worried to say the wrong thing contestants?"
Kristi Lee Cook is finally gone, one week late as far as I'm concerned because damn it, Michael Johns should still be there. I'm not over his premature departure yet, either is my mom.

Reno 911

While waiting for the TV shows to start back up again, since the writer’s strike ended, I’ve been keeping busy watching Reality TV, Lingo and my kids have me watching Reno 911. Yikes! Have you seen that guy in the short shorts? Something tells me I’m not going to find a pair of those on the BDU pants page of the LA Police Gear website.

Dancing With The Stars Says Goodbye to Adam Carolla

Dancing With The Stars Review:
I'll miss Adam Carolla, to bad he couldn't dance because he was entertaining as hell. But along with his awful dancing I think he offended one to many special interest groups. I'm sure the judges are happy he's gone, he made them uncomfortable because he talked back to them. Another celeb dancer that makes the judges uncomfortable or just down-right scared of her is Priscilla Presley. Her surgically altered stare has them shaking in their dancing shoes. It's to late for poor Len, Bruno and Carrie Ann, but a word of advice for the rest of us. Try to avoid looking directly into her eyes and perhaps we can avoid another final three catastrophe.

American Freakin' Idol

Mom and I are pissed. Look at him how cute he is! Where is the justice in this world when a cutey patutey like Michael Johns is voted off American Idol? He has a good voice too. It isn't like Mom and I just want him to win because of his looks. I don't want to talk about it anymore.
I missed the results show because I had to work and because I hate results shows. But I hear Ryan was a real jerk and Paula was upset with him. I heard it on the radio, Ryan deflated Michaels dreams, gave him a glimmer of hope then crushed him again. Real nice Ryan Seacrest.

I Have a Reason for an Entire Week of no New Posts!

I've never gone a whole week without posting. All can be explained in my other blog Farvel Cargo. Let's have a quick review, shall we?

Dancing With The Stars: Goot was banished and I think Dancing With The Stars will be a better place without his dorky facial expressions. Sorry but that's just me or maybe not. I was distracted by his mouth always open, I don't even know if he could dance well.

American Idol: Ramyalladalla, (the really short one) was dismissed and she cried her eyes out with Kristi Lee Cook, yeah Kristi was yet again in the bottom two. She will be lucky to come out of this competition with only an ulcer.

Survivor: James continues to entertain the hell out of me. He opened a beer bottle with his teeth and tried to coach Jason on the finer ways of beer bottle opening. But Jason was in serious jeopardy of immediate dental care, so James, claiming it's all leverage, opened the beer bottle for him. Ami the conniver was voted out and was asked to leave immediately.

That's it in a nutshell. Bare with me as I try to adjust to my new schedule. I ended up with two jobs, how I'm still not sure, but one will be done in two weeks.