Tuesday, April 14, 2009

What Just Happened There on That Dance Floor?

There was a collective 5 second pause after Julianne Hough and Chuck Wicks danced their Rumba last night on Dancing With The Stars, jaws dropped to the ground and young children learned about the birds and the bees. And then the applause kicked in.
"Wow! What just happened there on that dance floor?"
"That's the Rumba, huh?"
"I thought the Rumba was about sexual tension."
"There wasn't any tension there, I think they did it."

And let me tell you, Len was pissed. 'Some of that belongs in the bedroom', he says, 'not on the dance floor, it was raunchy.' And you have to imagine that in a proper English accent - priceless.

Friday, April 3, 2009

So Where's Rose and Bernard?

Seriously, what happened to everyone's favorite couple on LOST? Rose and Bernard were last seen running through the jungle avoiding flaming arrows, while flashing back and forth in time. I haven't seen them in Dharmaville, Jack, Kate and Hurley haven't asked about them. Are we to assume they are successfully avoiding the "Others" in the jungle on their own with a bunch of extras that have no lines?
I know it's TV, but people ask questions in real life, but on LOST no one is inquisitive or they are happy with a open ended, off the cuff answer to an important question or they just don't ask. Frustrated!
Juliette is suppose to be a mechanic but she delivers babies and operates on GSW's (gun shot wounds - learned that from ER) on the side. Where the hell is Daniel? Why didn't Sun flash back in time with the other Oceanic 6?

The dull pain in my head, I've now named my "LOST headache".
But at least time travel was explained to us last week, I for one, understand the concept of time travel thanks to Miles and Hurley: