The Dancing With the Stars, Star Studded Extravaganza!

Oh it's back on again. I love this show and don't know why. Dancing With The Stars is going into it's third week and I'm hooked again. But as wildly entertained as I am, I still have to make fun of it.

First of all, we're in season what? 9 ish and I still don't know over half of the stars, like I'm suppose to know a rodeo cowboy. My teenage boys know who Steve - O is, should I be scared? I have to call them when it's Steve - O's turn to dance, they will actually watch Dancing With the Stars with me for that brief moment. Before that the dog was the only one in the house that would watch with me. She is my loyal companion, that dog.
Then, I have to ask the burning question I'm sure you are all wondering. The producers of Dancing With the Stars made the executive decision to have a dance off? Well okay, but does it have to be from the two worst dances? Seriously, what makes them think we want to watch bad dancing, again? Does that make sense to anyone?
So who do I predict to win? Who cares as long as MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY and TONY DOVOLANI don't get kicked off for a while, they're hot. They really, really, really know they're hot too.

Watching Paula Babble

God I missed her. Just watching her babble away put a grin on my face. The episode isn't even over and I have to blog about American Idol. I haven't been paying much attention to this show but now they are down to the top 13 contestants. It's starting to get interesting. The contestant Adam just got done singing and I think Paula had an orgasm. Somebody get her a cigarette. Of course Simon likes no one and Randy calls them all dudes and tells them they were a little pitchy. The new lady sits hunched over with her face to the micro-phone and yells out her criticism. But Paula, dear Paula we're really not sure what she's saying, it's great.

The Freakin' White House?

I don't think my heart can take anymore two hour episodes of 24. When I finally had a chance to watch last Monday's double episode I sat on the edge of my seat with my heart racing for, whatever time it takes to watch a two hour show while I fast forward through the commercials. And I thank the Lord above for the ability to record something and fast forward through the cell phone commercial with the four geeks and Chad.
My last post about 24 I had my African bad guys mixed up. For the record, Matumbo is the good guy and Dubaku was the old bad guy, he's dead and now, there's a new bad guy, General Juma. General Juma stormed the White House and has the President, the Presidents daughter, Jack Bauer, Bill Buchanan, our beloved Aaron Pierce, Red from That 70's Show and a whole bunch of extras as hostages. The freakin' White House!? I can't wait to see how Jack Bauer gets them out of this one.

Heroes Teenagers

Maybe it's because I'm a mom of teenagers, but are the adolescents on Heroes incredibly annoying or what? I was so happy with the episode last week, it was Claire Free. How many time have I just wanted to smack her upside the head? Countless. And that kid hanging around with Sylar, if I was Sylar I would have cut his brain out long ago. I'm not sure why I watch this show anymore. This week we had Matt and Peter giving commanding stares at military personal because they could both control peoples minds, it looked silly. I have to say I was right at the beginning of the season, Heroes is turning into The 4400.